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Things I’ve been reading (1 March to 31 May 2011)

Stories edited by Neil Gaiman and Al Sarrantonio

Farce: The Critical Idiom by Jessica Milner Davis

English Comedy: Its Role and Nature from Chaucer to the Present Day by Allan Edwin Rodway

The Alchemy of Laughter by Glen Cavaliero

The Nature of Narrative by Robert Scholes, James Phelan and Robert Kellogg

Siggy and Amber by Doug MacLeod

Air by Geoff Ryman


“As if time itself were gnawing at its own entrails”

Mike Lynch at Nannygoat Hill offers an examination of Doctor Who, its central character and its enthusiasts in the form of a Ballardian short fiction-cum-psychiatric essay, as though the program itself were a series of ‘disaster reports’ detailing ever-increasing threats to humanity, the universe, and temporal reality itself; metaphors, as the essay suggests, “for some crisis of the mind’s ability to retain an integral image of itself over historical time”.


“Less a Christmas carol and more Christmas karaoke”

The Journal of Victorian Culture Online compares the recent Doctor Who Christmas special, ‘A Christmas Carol’, to Dickens’ original. Much is made of the Doctor’s active participation in the Scrooge figure’s past, present and future, in contrast to the ‘passive observation of the past leading to internal reflection’ in Dickens’ story. “What ensued,” notes the author, “was a deliberate manipulation of Dickens’ plot to suit both the hero and the show”.


“An ever-present part of many people’s childhoods”

Yesterday I spoke to ABC 666 Canberra about the death of Elisabeth Sladen, who played legendary companion Sarah Jane Smith on Doctor Who. You can hear the interview below. (Note: you may think you hear the presenter calling me ‘Chris Smith’ at the end, but you’d be wrong.)


My micro life: 7:38PM, 18 April 2011

Thought I’d found a spare, unused nappy on the floor! Now imagine the most extreme possible antonym for ‘unused’, and comprehend my horror.


“A perverse interest in the biology of monsters”

Guillermo Del Toro, speaking to Rick Kleffel about his vampire novels The Strain and The Fall (co-written with Chuck Hogan), is worried about Godzilla dropping turds on Tokyo.


Found object: 12:18pm, 9 March 2011

Oh, It’s Just an 8 x Life-size Colour Pencil Rendering of Page 1 of The New York Times, 11/09/2001. Luke Hand, pencil on paper, 2011

(Luke Hand)


“Thy fair form no flies dare seize”

A selection of poetry by the so-called ‘Chaucer of Cheese’, James McIntyre. I suppose there are worse subjects — or less interesting dairy products, at least — toward which one could direct their poetic talent.

Incidentally, The Guardian recently reported that works by McIntyre and fellow curd-enthusiast William Topaz McGonagall will ‘soon be recited in public for the first time in more than 100 years, and maybe ever’.


Found object: 7:28pm, 6 March 2011

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Incredible LEGO® MOC of the Russell T. Davies era TARDIS console from Doctor Who. Be sure to check out some of Mr. Xenomurphy’s other LEGO® MOCs, including this LEGO® vignette featuring Lady Cassandra from the 2005 Doctor Who episode ‘The End of the World’.

As the Ninth Doctor himself might have said, “Give the man a medal”.


“Up your gizzard, you fat pimp”

Jeremy Duns in The Independent reveals some details from the unfilmed adaptation of Ian Fleming’s Casino Royale, scripted by the so-called ‘Shakespeare of Hollywood’ Ben Hecht. The script was written in the early 1960s and had been sitting with Hecht’s papers in Chicago’s Newberry Library since 1979. Sounds like it would have made a cracking Bond flick.


“You were my Doctor”

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David Tennant: not shy about his obsession with the Fifth Doctor. I’m starting to get a bit worried.


The last of the Lebanese chickpea seeds (of doom)

Who knew that Australia possesses the last surviving crop seeds of certain varieties of Lebanese chickpea? Sparing us the nightmare scenario of a future devoid of farting hippies, Australian farmer and scientist Dr Tony Gregson has preserved these and other seed samples in the Arctic environs of that mother-of-all spice racks, the Svalbard Global Seed Vault in Norway.

But seeds? Snow? Doom? (Okay, doom in the sense of ‘doomsday, preparation for’, but still.)


My micro life: 11:40am, 14 February 2011

Last.fm is refusing to acknowledge that at 12.14 on Friday night I listened to ‘Things That Make You Go Hmm’ by C+C Music Factory.


The Big LEGOwski

Nicely shot LEGO® recreation of certain scenes from the Coen Brothers’ The Big Lebowski by Lennart Bendixen. The moustaches on LEGO® The Jesus’s compadre are a nice touch. (Thanks to Phil Sherry for the link.)


My micro life: 10:14pm, 13 February 2011

Is the ‘con’ in ‘chili con carne’ short for ‘consequences’?


“My guy is a mage”

Charming write-up by Tavis Allison at The Mule Abides on running a Dungeons & Dragons– themed birthday party for eight-to-nine year olds. I like the idea of every character starting out with a magic item of their choice, and letting the kids take home their chosen dice and player miniature is just brilliant.

Also: horse meat.


My micro life: 2:19am, 6 February 2011

Home is where any reasonably accessible and comfortable horizontal surface is.


For Malawi, the cost of freedom is not to be sniffed at

The southern African state of Malawi is undertaking a review of its penal code which, depending on the outcome of a legislative amendment being debated next week, may mean I have to strike it from my wishlist of travel destinations.


Hero with a handbag

It emerged this week that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange “disguised himself as an old woman in order to evade US intelligence officers”. It’s important to note, however, that Assange is not the first renegade and computer boffin to dabble in drag.


“Where computational mechanics and LEGO meet”

A cool (if slightly over-dramatic) video detailing a reproduction of the Ancient Greek computing device known as the Antikythera Mechanism using plastic gears from a LEGO® Technic set.

The designer, Apple software engineer Andrew Carol, previously built a LEGO® Babbage Difference Engine.

Meanwhile, here’s a pink LEGO® house I built for my daughter.