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My micro life: 8:07pm, 7 May 2009

Phrases that are surprisingly safe to Google #17: “Things to do with sausage.”


My micro life: 10:08pm, 16 March 2009

I feel a warm, smarmy glow whenever a signup form tells me my password is ‘Strong’.


My micro life: 2:20pm, 8 January 2009

I think Twitter Search could safely remove “obama OR mccain” from its list of ‘Nifty searches’


My micro life: 12:16pm, 31 December 2008

Among other things, 2008 was the year your Auntie Glenda friended you on Facebook


Found object: 9:59am, 18 September 2008

I figure an ASS reader is some kind of special toilet paper with Braille lettering on it. Either way, when I tried to install one on my computer, all I got was a bunch of errors and some nasty smears on my monitor.

(Design Encyclopedia, which ought to know better)


Found object: 2:28pm, 17 March 2008

Discovered while looking at Wikipedia entries on people more successful than me. (By definition, anyone who has a Wikipedia entry.) But at least failure and obscurity are effective safeguards against this kind of Wiki-vandalism.

(Wikipedia)