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Tatooine barbeque

LEGO Star Wars diorama

“No, Stormtrooper, I did not say ‘These are the droids we’re cooking for’.” #dioramafriday

My micro life: 6:48pm, 16 February 2010

An enormous homegrown zucchini, excess quantities of cherry tomato and a chance bocconcini acquisition have collided in pancake excellence.

My micro life: 5:00pm, 5 February 2010

Singing ‘Poulet poulet poulet pour moi’ to the tune of ‘Lady Marmalade’. In my defence I am actually preparing chicken for dinner.

My micro life: 6:20pm, 15 September 2009

Slivering almonds must be a bastard of a job.

My micro life: 6:47pm, 22 May 2009

Making pies for dinner. Complex and nerve-wracking. I take back everything I said about Titus Andronicus being a work-shy namby-pampy.

My micro life: 8:07pm, 7 May 2009

Phrases that are surprisingly safe to Google #17: “Things to do with sausage.”

My micro life: 6:39am, 21 November 2008

P. E. Warburton’s culinary tip #1: It can take as long as 36 hours to boil a camel to the point at which it can be devoured in its entirety.