Microsoft Office autoupdates always make me nervous.
I swear I vacuumed this floor mere days ago, now it looks like a dandruffing mammoth has slept on it.
If the measure of ironing excellence was “add more creases”, I would be considered excellent at ironing.
If you gave your employer a document prepared using MS Word’s default styles, the only conclusion your employer could reach would be that they’d hired Charles Manson.
If you need to come to my house to convince me of the benefits of your product, I suspect it’s because there are none.
Apparently Axl Rose has gone missing. Maybe he’s gone looking for the errant apostrophe in “Guns N’ Roses”
Comic Sans: the go-to font for that “written-in-own-faeces” look
Ah, Microsoft Word… only a mother could love your default heading styles. Like a Tourettes fit in a type foundry.
Apple’s lowercase-personal-pronoun ‘i’ thing has gone too far; takeaway joint iSushi just got added to the list of things to which ‘iObject’