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My micro life: 7:49pm, 3 July 2009

Would it be feasible for the losers of Masterchef to be fed to the winner of The Biggest Loser? Because I like symmetry. And cannibalism.

My micro life: 4:00pm, 17 June 2008

Booked in for an appearance on Carson Kressley’s new show Why Have You Got Two Of Those?.