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In [Words with Friends], it’s extremely advantageous to have the J — to the tune of 6 final score points”

Interesting article describing how Words with Friends cre­ators Zynga reshaped the [Scrabble] board, added four tiles, and changed the values and dis­tri­bution of the letters in the process of devel­oping their block­buster smart­phone game.

One of the goals we had in designing our letter dis­tri­bution was to give players letters that would allow them to form words much more easily than in other word games,’ [designer and engineer Kevin] Holme said via e-mail. ‘In [Words with Friends], we put four Hs into the bag and set their value to 3 — a big dif­ference from Scrabble, which uses two Hs worth 4 points.’

In other words, he amp­lified the number of… ‘explosive moments.’


One of the reasons I always liked the idea of being a writer was that it meant I would never have reason to speak in public”

Further to the link I posted last week about the psychic division between the writer as author and the writer as human being, here’s author Chris Womersley writing for the Untitled Books website about the del­icate splitting of the self that comes with pro­ducing a work of fiction:

The fellow who does the dishes, forgets people’s names, fero­ciously bites his nails and eats por­ridge for breakfast — the everyday me, in other words — and the one who per­forms the slightly dreamy act of writing are, subtly, dif­ferent. The everyday me doesn’t actually narrate my works of fiction. Instead it is the writerly version of myself — the one with access to the (hope­fully) best pos­sible word, who can spend months revis­iting sen­tences to ensure they are just right, who can see the structure of the story being told, who under­stands his char­acters; the one who rearranges.



For the sheet of paper bore only a drawing, of a single, giant, yellow, staring EYE

Good God, man, what do you mean?!’ cried Sergeant Major General. ‘Do you mean some unima­ginable alien being came through a hole in the fabric of space-time and sucked this man’s living heart from his body as part of some kind of plot to take over our planet?’

Inspired the acquis­ition of a number of books all named The Eye of the Tiger, Pinknantucket Press is making its own splendid con­tri­bution to the canon of works endowed with this most excellent des­ig­nation.

Keep a look-out for the forth­coming Eye of the Tiger Omnibus.


Was sitting on the toilet just now when I saw a mouse run down the hall. Will deal with this by keeping the toilet door closed in future.


Books can open up emotional, imaginative and historical landscapes that equal and extend the corridors of the web”

Psychologists from Washington University used brain scans to see what happens inside our heads when we read stories. They found that ‘readers men­tally sim­ulate each new situ­ation encountered in a nar­rative’. The brain weaves these situ­ations together with exper­i­ences from its own life to create a new mental syn­thesis. Reading a book leaves us with new neural pathways.

Gail Rebuck in the Guardian on the role of written nar­rative in devel­oping empathy and a sense of self. She adds that (as) pub­lishers, we need to use every new piece of tech­nology to embed long-form reading within our culture. We should con­cen­trate on the message, not agonise over the medium. We should be agnostic on the platform, but evan­gelical about the content.


When they use social media, authors have as many personae to choose from as they do in their other writings”

Every writer is two people (at least). There’s the one that does the writing, and the one that has an egg for breakfast. I’m the other one.

Margaret Atwood on the psychic division between the writer as author and the writer as human being, quoted in the New York Times in the context of authors extending their private selves into the world via social media.


You were made and set here to give voice to this, your own astonishment”

Every book has an intrinsic impossib­ility, which its writer dis­covers as soon as his first excitement dwindles. The problem is struc­tural; it is insoluble; it is why no one can ever write this book.

From a gal­van­ising 1989 piece by Annie Dillard for the New York Times. A vivid, powerful expression of the art of writing if ever I’ve read one.

The ori­ginal article is behind the NYT paywall, but Google has a cached version.

(Thanks to T.B. McKenzie for the link.)


Things I’ve been reading

Little Hands Clapping by Dan Rhodes

Life Kills by Miles Vertigan

The Radleys by Matt Haig

The Sisters Brothers by Patrick deWitt

Spurious by Lars Iyer


Emoji tales #1

Emoji comic strip of someone drinking coffee then going to the toilet


Poor kettle manoeuvres in the dark

Trying to make a coffee in a small house at 5am without waking anyone is like trying to make a series of loud clat­tering noises in a small house at 5am without waking anyone.


Horse joke #4

A horse walks into a bar and gets ter­ribly drunk the night before an important racing car­nival. The next day the horse is judged unfit to race and is executed. The barman is found guilty of serving alcohol to a visibly intox­icated horse, and is executed.


Horse joke #3

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says “Why the long face?”. (He’s never seen a horse before and doesn’t realise that horses, dis­tinct­ively, have long faces.)


Horse joke #2

A horse walks into a bar. The barman calls the local agency responsible for the col­lection and tem­porary pro­tection of lost livestock.

Several days later the barman hears that the horse has been returned to the property from which it had wandered.

Fancy that, though — a horse walking into a bar!


Horse joke #1

A horse with a lung on its face walks into a bar. The barman says “Why the lung face?”.

(It turns out the horse is a method actor pre­paring for its lead role in the motion picture bio­graphy of Lung-Face, The Alcoholic Horse.)


A short lavatorial farce (in three acts)

Two Players: a parent, and child

Act I

First Player: “I intend to make use of the lav­atory. Dost thou wish to make use of same, afore?”

Second Player (off­stage): “No.”

Act II

(First Player embarks upon stated assignment.)

Act III

(Pause, suf­fi­cient for first Player to have gained admit­tance to lav­atory and made necessary pre­par­a­tions for stated assignment.)

(Pause, suf­fi­cient for first Player to have par­tially achieved stated assignment.)

(Pause. [Brief.])

Second Player (off­stage): “I need to do a poo!”

Curtain


Things I’ve been reading

The Brain-Dead Megaphone by George Saunders

Elliot Allagash by Simon Rich

What I’d Say To the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats by Jack Handey

Story by Robert McKee


Scat’s too bad

I finally tried to watch that ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ video, but it was so cruel and exploit­ative that I just couldn’t stomach it. Let the second girl have her own cup, for goodness sake.


Just wit­nessed the least sur­prising sugar meltdown since the Acme Nitrocellulose Film Co. moved its storage facility to Jamaica on the very same day that its sister company Acme Budget Fireworks sponsored the Caribbean’s first and only Guy Fawkes celebration.


My latest par­enting rev­el­ation is that you shouldn’t ask someone if they’ve wiped their bottom unless you’re pre­pared for an imme­diate, demon­strative browneye.