Either I used to own this book, or the cover artist has access to my childhood nightmares.
My micro life: 12:45pm, 1 October 2009
Opened bin to find wasp in there. Put bag of incredibly soiled nappies on top of wasp.
Humans: 1
Vespidae: nil
Found object: 6:23pm, 29 July 2009
Once the penguins consumed every inch of human flesh aboard the Gratitude, they scavenged the ship for porn.