“Very few shows have storylines in which the protagonist attempts to eat a cat”
Tim Howard supplies the theme song to ALF with some lyrical embellishment. It may help to view the lyrics. It may not.
Our TV reception only works if I unplug the antenna and thump the set-top box. Could Logie Baird have dared imagine such a wonderful future?
“Steel is concerned and confused that his knob was glowing, and that it should please Silver”
A LOLpic rendering of Sapphire and Steel ‘Assignment 3′, one of my favourites stories from the series. This version is only slightly stranger than the actual episode.
Uncomfortable plot summaries
I’d love it if these uncomfortable plot summaries were actual pitches. Particularly like the summaries for Doctor Who (“Elderly man serially abducts young women”) and Torchwood (“Bisexual is inefficient manager”).