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“These turtles are from an alien race and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable”

(Michael) Bay recently announced that his upcoming live-action (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) reboot will feature far more realistic, relatable ninja turtles, beginning by getting rid of the ridiculous “mutant” part and turning them into regular, everyday aliens.

Another day, another chance for Hollywood to demonstrate how plentiful are its reserves of creativity and originality.