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An enormous homegrown zucchini, excess quant­ities of cherry tomato and a chance bocconcini acquis­ition have collided in pancake excellence.


Singing ‘Poulet poulet poulet pour moi’ to the tune of ‘Lady Marmalade’. In my defence I am actually preparing chicken for dinner.


Slivering almonds must be a bastard of a job.


Making pies for dinner. Complex and nerve-wracking. I take back everything I said about Titus Andronicus being a work-shy namby-pampy.


Phrases that are surpris­ingly safe to Google #17: “Things to do with sausage.”


P. E. Warburton’s culinary tip #1: It can take as long as 36 hours to boil a camel to the point at which it can be devoured in its entirety.