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Melbourne’s weather is like the Jeckyll and Hyde of, um, weather.

Yeah, I was up pretty early this morning.


Nothing like glorious spring sunshine to put you in the mood to draft your will. Thinking of leaving everything to the Elves of Rainbowland.


Connex short­l­isted for new Melbourne train tender. Which is like drafting an epileptic marmoset as a contestant in an egg and spoon race.