I can’t decide whether ‘too much pizza’ is an oxymoron or a tautology.
It was only later that I realised the disadvantages of eating a dozen oysters before getting on the plane.
It’s like an alternate universe Catweazle.
(Frighteningly, it’s probably not that far removed from our actual universe Catweazle.)
(adski_kaferti, via Black and WTF)
Six day old bacon: safe or unsafe? For convenience I am going with safe.
Thanks to the packet of liquorice bullets I just gobbled down, I now know how quickly I can sprint from my desk to the loo.