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No one chooses to be a geek”

There was no such thing as ‘geek chic’ in my day. There were no fashion spreads fea­turing models in tweed jackets and glasses. Now hip­sters buy specs with clear glass in them as fashion accessories, made by Tom Ford or Yves Saint Laurent.

Stephen Merchant (and others) on the awkward years of adoles­cence. If you’ve heard Merchant on the Ricky Gervais pod­casts (or the earlier XFM radio shows) then some of his anec­dotes about life as a ‘teenage geek’ will be familiar to you. As they also might if you’ve ever made the mistake of pre­tending to be some­thing you’re not.


Today I unwit­tingly took both glass and alcohol to a glass– and alcohol-free event.


I just broke a deck­chair. And, I suspect, my anus.


Managed to flick a vibrant yellow stripe of poo onto myself. Not my own, if that makes it any better.


When delivery men bring me parcels I am invariably in my dressing gown. I can’t help feeling bad about that.


Comments I’d rephrase for clarity if I had my time again (#14): “Daddy’s just going to wipe his bottom and make you a sandwich.”


Two things I forgot today: removal of under­pants from bathroom, and the fact that we had a house inspection.


Accusing look from bath­robed woman doing tai chi in her courtyard makes me wonder if the windows at the office really are tinted.