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Today I unwit­tingly took both glass and alcohol to a glass– and alcohol-free event.

Misread “Half Island” on a wine label as “MILF Island”.

Apparently I’m not allowed to return the crate.

I think Orval is my favourite of all the beers that taste like Vegemite and saddle.