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Was alarmed by our daughter asking if we like ‘big bum fun’.

It turns out there is a children’s TV program called Big Barn Farm.


To some questions there are no easy answers. For instance, I have no idea why an octopus — let’s call him Henry — would need to wear a hat.


Norman Hetherington’s copyright regis­tration applic­ation for Mr Squiggle.

I really have no idea why I posted this.

(National Archives of Australia)


It’s like an alternate universe Catweazle.

(Frighteningly, it’s probably not that far removed from our actual universe Catweazle.)

(adski_kaferti, via Black and WTF)


I’m not sure The Wiggles have much to offer from an educa­tional perspective if they still haven’t figured out how to wake up Jeff.


Always a bit sceptical when I hear The Wiggles claim that Dorothy is their favourite dinosaur.

What basis for comparison do they have?


What sort of dinosaur is Dorothy, exactly?

How did she survive the KT event?

Should she really be flaunting her non-extinctedness?


I feel the presenters on Play School may be overstating somewhat the purview and import of the ‘Hokey-Pokey’


My daughter vomited beef ravioli all over Igglepiggle and Upsy Daisy.

Narrate that, Sir Derek Jacobi.