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That crazy name”

We crazy people are sublime and loyal.

Spy vs. Spy artist Antonio Prohias explaining to Miami New Times reporter Diane Montane that he went straight to MAD magazine with his portfolio after arriving in New York from Cuba in 1960 because of ‘that crazy name’. (From the recently published Spy vs. Spy Omnibus.)


Writing a novel — actually picking the words and filling in paragraphs — is a tremendous pain in the ass”

Book Cover: How I Became A Famous Novelist by Steve Hely

Writing a novel – actually picking the words and filling in paragraphs – is a tremendous pain in the ass. Now that TV’s so good and the Internet is an endless forest of distraction, it’s damn near impossible. That should be taken into account when ranking the all-time greats. Somebody like Charles Dickens, for example, who had nothing better to do except eat mutton and attend public hangings, should get very little credit.

How I Became A Famous Novelist by Steve Hely, page 73


Things I’ve been reading

Pink by Lili Wilkinson

Booklife by Jeff VanderMeer

The Interrogative Mood: A Novel? by Padgett Powell

Ant Farm, And Other Desperate Situations by Simon Rich

What The Family Needed by Steven Amsterdam

And Here’s The Kicker: Conversations With 21 Top Humor Writers On Their Craft And The Industry by Mike Sacks

The Restraint of Beasts by Magnus Mills


Things I’ve been reading

Little Hands Clapping by Dan Rhodes

Life Kills by Miles Vertigan

The Radleys by Matt Haig

The Sisters Brothers by Patrick deWitt

Spurious by Lars Iyer


Things I’ve been reading

The Brain-Dead Megaphone by George Saunders

Elliot Allagash by Simon Rich

What I’d Say To the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats by Jack Handey

Story by Robert McKee


Things I’ve been reading

Born digital: under­standing the first gener­ation of digital natives by John Gorham Palfrey

You are not a gadget: a manifesto by Jaron Lanier

Landscapes and seasons of the medieval world by Derek Albert Pearsall

Malcolm & Juliet by Bernard Beckett


You only had to survive one of your regrets”

Pharmacists live in minutiae… Ask anyone who has ever filled the innards of a tiny gelatin capsule with a drug, and they will know that twenty grains equals one scruple. Three scruples equal one dram apothecaries. Eight drams apothecaries equal one ounce apothecaries, which equals four hundred eighty grains, or twenty-four scruples.

[…] It was funny — a scruple, by itself, was a misgiving; make it plural and it suddenly was a set of principles, of ethics. […] You only had to survive one of your regrets, and it was enough to make you realize you’d been living your life all wrong.

‘Weights and Measures’ by Jodi Picoult, in Stories: All New Tales edited by Neil Gaiman and Al Sarrantonio, page 143


Chris Miles’ cheeky fusion of fae and suburbia”

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My short story ‘The Household Debt’ is among the many tales of fantasy, horror and science-fiction in the latest Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine. Editor Simon Petrie kindly namechecks my piece in his blog post intro­ducing the issue, aptly describing it as a ‘cheeky fusion of fae and suburbia’. It’s also my first full-length specu­lative fiction story sale.

If you’re not aware of it, ASIM is edited by a cooper­ative whose members (many of whom are celeb­rated genre authors in their own right) take turns to oversee the selection of stories for an individual issue. It’s one of the (if not the) most regular print outlets for genre fiction in Australia, publishing local and inter­na­tional authors, and I’m thrilled that my story has found a home within its pages.

I haven’t had a chance to read issue 51 cover to cover, but so far I’ve been very impressed by fellow newcomer Robin Shortt’s ‘Bonsai’, and am looking forward to reading the Keith Stevenson and Thoraiya Dyer pieces.

And if I may be so crass, print ($12.95) and PDF ($4.95) copies of ASIM 51 can be purchased at andromedaspaceways.com.


Things I’ve been reading

Stories edited by Neil Gaiman and Al Sarrantonio

Farce: The Critical Idiom by Jessica Milner Davis

English Comedy: Its Role and Nature from Chaucer to the Present Day by Allan Edwin Rodway

The Alchemy of Laughter by Glen Cavaliero

The Nature of Narrative by Robert Scholes, James Phelan and Robert Kellogg

Siggy and Amber by Doug MacLeod

Air by Geoff Ryman


Things I’ve been reading

Boxer, Beetle by Ned Beauman

Bereft by Chris Womersley

The Cambridge Companion to Milton by Dennis Danielson

Blank Verse by Robert B Shaw

The Tyranny of Heaven: Milton’s Rejection of God As King by Michael Bryson

An Introduction to English Poetry by James Fenton


Why is blank verse such a promising medium for dialogue?”

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Why is blank verse such a promising medium for dialogue? Probably it is because the form conveys a slight height­ening to the material through its recurrent sound-patterns, holding our attention without distracting us by its artifice. Our attention thus engaged, we are reminded of the collab­or­at­ively creative nature of conver­sation, which is human drama in itself… Even if the language (of blank verse) is collo­quial, the meter formalizes it and, in the way of many esthetic devices, entices us even as it distances us from the dialogue we are overhearing. We are carried by the rhythms as the speakers are. Because each speaker sustains similar rhythms, we feel the intensity of their connection to each other: they are in some sense on the same wavelength, even if what they are exchanging is mottled with misun­der­standings. Their speech is the way they reveal themselves, and blank verse, in its unobtrusive though stylized way, draws our attention to disclosures of character.

Blank verse: a guide to its history and use by Robert B. Shaw, page 7


The way wind was visible when it ruffled a field of wheat”

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In his father’s slumping shoulders, in the expres­sions that flitted across his weathered features, Quinn saw something of their family’s terrible story, the way wind was visible when it ruffled a field of wheat.

Bereft by Chris Womersley, pages 1034


Things I’ve been reading

Graffiti Moon by Cath Crowley

The Midnight Zoo by Sonya Hartnett


A fist-sized forest in our chest”

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There’s one of Shadow’s pieces, a painting on a crumbling wall of a heart cracked by earth­quake… It’s not a heart like you see on a Valentine’s Day card. It’s the heart how it really is: fine veins and atriums and arteries. A fist-sized forest in our chest.

Graffiti Moon by Cath Crowley, page 2


Things I’ve been reading

Doctor Who: Coming of the Terraphiles by Michael Moorcock

The History of Hell by Alice K. Turner

Hell in Contemporary Literature: Western Descent Narratives since 1945 by Rachel Falconer

Grimsdon by Deborah Abela

Worldshaker by Richard Harland


The inevitable conclusion to a fine adventure”

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(Alice) had many friends among the children of the village, for she was bold and quick-witted… She was often punished… but she took her whippings as a proud child does, as the inevitable conclusion to a fine adventure.

The Midnight Zoo by Sonya Hartnett, page 55


Things I’ve been reading

Kraken by China Miéville

Off the Page: Writers Talk About Beginnings, Endings, and Everything In Between by Carole Burns

Australians and Egypt, 19141919 by Suzanne Mary Brugger

The Mummy’s Curse: Mummymania in the English-Speaking World by Jasmine Day

The Kingdom of Ohio by Matthew Flaming

Mr. Thundermug: A Novel by Cornelius Medvei


Things I’ve been reading

C by Tom McCarthy

The Cheeky Monkey: writing narrative comedy by Tim Ferguson

The Creative Habit: Learn It and Use It for Life by Twyla Tharp

Continent of Mystery: A Thematic History of Australian Crime Fiction by Stephen Thomas Knight


Some vermicular, primordial instinct”

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…there it was, reflected back at him: the inside of his belly, etched in blocks and lines of black against the fluoro­scope screen’s sickly calcium-white, suspended in a void that detached it from anything and everything. Organs, tubes and bones quivered and oscil­lated against each other awkwardly, like animals — reptiles, molluscs, nether-dwelling creatures — who, crammed together in a space too small for them, bristle with aggression towards one another yet under­stand, through some vermi­cular, primordial instinct, that the survival of each depends on that of its unwanted neighbours.

C by Tom McCarthy


Things I’ve been reading

Going Bovine by Libba Bray

Friday on Our Minds: Popular Culture in Australia Since 1945 by Michelle Arrow