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In which gentleman scholar and committed insect-botherer Sir John Lubbock observes what happens when ants are forcibly plied with alcohol. Sober ants who encountered inebriated counter­parts from the same nest were more likely to move their hive-mate to safety to sleep off the effects of their imposed bender. Ants from other nests were more likely to be moved ‘to water’. (Or in other, less euphemistic words: drowned.)

In an 1877 Popular Science article describing the exper­iment, Lubbock complained about the diffi­culty of getting his myrme­co­lo­gical specimens suitably liquored up. It was not easy in all cases to hit off the requisite degree of this compulsory intox­ic­ation, he wrote. (Lubbock would spend the following year exper­i­menting with the effects of slipping roofies to woodlice.)


It’s good to see Hollywood finally recog­nising the dramatic potential of a movie about co-operative shadow puppetry.


Oh, It’s Just an 8 x Life-size Colour Pencil Rendering of Page 1 of The New York Times, 11/09/2001. Luke Hand, pencil on paper, 2011

(Luke Hand)





If their letterhead’s this good, their website must be awesome.

(Letterheady)


What are you going to do, sucker me to death?”

(whofix.net)



As one of my Twitter friends noted, “Grandad looks as though he has just been handed a glass of post-war exist­ential despair.”

(ryan k)


Apparently this kind of doll is called a ‘dunny toy’. But I imagine you can play with them in whichever room you wish.

(Weirdo Toys)


Even Ian Fleming would have baulked at using this title. Though surely he would’ve been within his rights to sue: the strapline even refers to an ‘Agent 0008’ (“Yeah, chuck an extra zero on. Oh, and change the ‘7’ to an ‘8’ while you’re at it. What? Well, no. Not a lawyer exactly.”)

(-=- G2 -=-)


Because she now favoured women for love, each arrow she shot at her male assistant seemed to be aimed closer to castrate him.”

From the ‘Rejected White Stripes album covers’ file.

(-=- G2 -=-)


He made a fantastic bargain with creatures from another world — the loan of his brain in exchange for an unearthly legacy.”

I wonder if this Frank Frazetta illus­tration was the inspir­ation for Tom Cho’s ‘Cock Rock’?

(October Mansion)


A sequel was planned, but for reasons never adequately explained, Signet declined to publish the tantalisingly-titled Who Rogered Professor Murder?

(Uilke)



book cover

I can’t approve of this. Neither of them are nude, for a start.

(Uilke)


I for one welcome our lasci­vious and oddly loose-wristed green robot overlords.

(Uilkie)


Either the photo on the cover is genuine documentary evidence or the art director has an uncanny eye for verisimil­itude, because those dudes look exactly right.

(Faustopia)


Fantastic use of the Eurostile typeface — but so much pink.

(Retrospace)