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Among other things, 2008 was the year your Auntie Glenda friended you on Facebook


Knew it was a great second hand bookshop when I saw the boxes of books on the stairs and smelt the body odour and passive aggression



Predictive text on my last phone inter­preted ‘cous cous’ as ‘anus anus’. I shudder to think what Google Voice Search will make of it.


Apparently Axl Rose has gone missing. Maybe he’s gone looking for the errant apo­strophe in “Guns N’ Roses”


Comic Sans: the go-to font for that “written-in-own-faeces” look



Funny how “fresh from the oven” and “dressing gown over a heating vent” warm are so appealing, yet “recently vacated toilet seat” warm isn’t


It’s amazing how quickly poo dis­in­teg­rates in bath water. Well, maybe it’s not that amazing.


P. E. Warburton’s culinary tip #1: It can take as long as 36 hours to boil a camel to the point at which it can be devoured in its entirety.



Things I’ve been reading

Aurealis: Australian Fantasy & Science Fiction #40 (‘Adaptation’ by Stephen Dedman, ‘The festival of colour’ by Paul Haines and ‘The final writings of Baron Sir Heinrich Proteus von Zuse, bot­anist’ by Adam Browne)


11:00am, 4 November 2008


Totally unsur­prised to learn that the first attempt to walk across the Nullarbor Plain was met with a certain amount of difficulty.


The final writings of Baron Sir Heinrich Proteus von Zuse, botanist’ by Adam Browne, published in Aurealis: Australian Fantasy & Science Fiction #40

Adam Browne is unlike any other writer in Australian spec­u­lative fiction; here he gets away with another of his stories that aren’t stories — at least, not the sort you usually get in Aurealis. A remarkable writer, in my opinion.



Scuttlers

The ‘scut­tlers’ of nine­teenth century Manchester: like our ‘lar­rikins’, but with a more honest name. Author of a just released book on the gangs of nine­teenth century Manchester and London says he was fas­cinated by the “unchanging role of dress and per­sonal appearance as a sign of belonging to a gang”. An example is the ‘donkey fringe’ hair­style, “which required close cropping at the back but an angled fringe at the front, with the hair longer on the right”.




Domai.nr

Domai.nr is some­thing to fall back on when cyber­squatters have already nabbed the domain you wanted, or if you just want to craft a really annoying URL for your site.